Humor is some of the best medicine!

I hope that this pages brings a smile to your face and some cheer in your heart!

REAL ESTATE TRIVIA

The floors of buildings are called stories because early European builders used to paint picture stories on
the sides of their houses. Each floor had a different story.

What is a Home?

A roof to keep out the rain. Four walls to keep out the wind. Floors to keep out the cold. Yes, but home is more
than that. It is the laugh of a baby, the song of a mother, the strength of a father. Warmth of living hearts, light
from happy eyes, kindness, loyalty, comradeship. Home is first school and first church for young ones, where
they learn what is right, what is good and what is kind. Where they go for comfort when they are hurt or sick.
Where joy is shared and sorrow eased. Where fathers and mothers are respected and loved. Where children are
wanted. Where the simplest food is good enough for kings because it is earned. Where money is not so
important as loving-kindness. Where even the teakettle sings from happiness. That is home. God bless it.
Ernestine Schumann-Heink

IF YOU THINK NO ONE CARES YOU'RE ALIVE . . .

miss a couple of house payments.

Did you hear about Robin Hood's house?

It has a little John.

Home is where the mortgage is.

HOME . . .

A place when you go there they have to take you in.

A man's home is his castle.

That's how it seems when he pays taxes on it.

Sign next to FSBO-

We shoot every third agent and the 2nd one just left.

A Happy Home . . .

is a place where each spouse entertains the possibility that the other may be right though neither
believes it.

A Modern home is . . .

a place where a switch controls everything but the kids, and it has gadgets to do everything except make the payments.

House problem:

The oven is self-cleaning, but the kids aren't.

Our new house has one down payment . . .

Our new house has one down payment and 240 darn payments.

Homesickness:

What you feel every month when the mortgage is due.

The Sellers told me their house was near the water.

It was in the basement.